Get ready to turn heads and spark laughter with our cheeky "Small Penis, Big Dreams" T-shirt – the ultimate icebreaker for anyone who loves to wear their humour loud and proud! Crafted from 100% vegan-friendly, organic cotton, this tee combines comfort and style while being kind to the planet. Perfect for those cheeky pub outings or lounging sessions at home, it’s a playful reminder that it’s not the size of the dream, but the size of the heart that matters!
With our commitment to sustainability, this T-shirt comes in eco-friendly, plastic-free packaging, because we care about our oceans as much as our jokes. Plus, when you’re ready to part ways, just send it back, and we’ll transform it into something new!
Join the Teevolution – where laughter meets sustainability. Grab your "Big Dreams, Small Penis" tee today and wear your wit with pride!
Size Guide
Centimeters| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Height | 171 | 175 | 179 | 183 | 189 | 195 | 195 | 195 | 195 |
| Chest | 86 | 93 | 99 | 104 | 116 | 129 | 135 | 142 | 162 |
| Waist | 71 | 76 | 81 | 89 | 99 | 112 | 119 | 130 | 137 |
Chest: Measure all round your chest just below your armpits.
Waist: Measure round your waistline, where your trousers would button up.
Height: Your natural height.
If you fall between the sizes, go for the larger of the two.
Product Specification
Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.
